[ aventurine is twink enough that i'll spare him from getting snapped in half by a mastiff (for now) so instead pls enjoy the idea of this massive baby upset about his food choices ]
Well, it's no Orlesian dining experience but surely it's suitable to your delicate palette?
[ someone out there really said 'we're gonna sacrifice all your dogs too' tch!!! ]
Goes to show even the dogs won't eat whatever slop they consider food.
[ both of them can watch ser snuffles make the most reluctant attempt at breakfast in the world. one could almost imagine the 'i'd take a live rat over this' energy he's giving off ]
You've gotten too spoiled from Orana and the others, haven't you, boy?
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Well, it's no Orlesian dining experience but surely it's suitable to your delicate palette?
[ whineeeee ]
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To think that they're even making the animals suffer the refectory's poor quality of foods.
[ He wanders in and gives the mastiff a sympathetic look. He gets it... ]
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Goes to show even the dogs won't eat whatever slop they consider food.
[ both of them can watch ser snuffles make the most reluctant attempt at breakfast in the world. one could almost imagine the 'i'd take a live rat over this' energy he's giving off ]
You've gotten too spoiled from Orana and the others, haven't you, boy?
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[ Aventurine relates... to this dog... ]
Does he eat fish?
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[ squints at her dog. ser snuffles does not look at her. he's an innocent boy ]
But otherwise, not particularly.
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[ Looks over to the dog, then back to his companion. ]
I didn't catch either of your names.
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[ there's just the saddest doggy whine into his food ]
Yes, yes. I know, it's a terrible tragedy. How will we ever survive? [ pats him, the big baby ]
This poor suffering soul is Ser Snuffles. You can call me Hawke.
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[ I'm sorry Ser Snuffles... It's traumabonding hours in this village. ]
I know you said he's not interested in fish, but we have a few rats in the barn...
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He's no rodent chaser, but I'm sure if he ends up desperate enough.... [ pats him again ] It can't be any worse than the deep roads offerings.
[ GRRRR...... it's better than spiders at least ]
Perhaps we can ask those figures for a spot of jerky or something. Maker, I'd take even a salt shaker at this point.
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It's worth a try. I know some people who have asked and gotten what they'd requested.
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I'll have to give them a ring later. Who knows, perhaps I can convince them we need better flavors than 'this could have tasted like something once'.
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