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[ looks at the clock. :grimacing:

poor hawke just. Does Not Look at asaton and pats her gently on the probable shoulder ]

At least they're relatively short lived annoyances.

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[HELPPPP

she stares at hawke.]

Why are you patting my head?

[that is not her shoulder, ma'am.]

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[ pauses in her patting and guestimates lower to her shoulder ]

Headpats are good for everything.

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You weren't trying to pat my head at all, were you?

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[ hawke looks sheepishly to the sky ]

These old eyes of mine surely can't be right all the time....

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That's called needing glasses.

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Could you imagine trying to sneak up on somebody while needing a pair of glasses....? I'd be laughed off the property before they even remember to call guards.

[ why is your first thought trying to sneak attack somebody!!!! ]

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I think you'd be laughed off the property faster if you tried to rob someone and missed because your vision was too blurry.

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Maker help me if we ever reach that state. You'll simply have to take me out before I make a bigger embarrassment of myself.

[ she says but we all know she's going to end up one of those cool grannies with some absolutely buckwild stories and cackling well into her 90's ]

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Or you could just stop doing that in the first place.

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I shan't.

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Then go ahead and embarrass yourself.

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[ she just laughs. ]

Don't I already? I simply no longer care.