If they wanted us to be proper sacrifices they could have a few more showers in this place, too. [this is actually not much better, both of you please stop. but seriously. let them be clean if they're going to be offered for a god or whatever.]
Exactly. Aren't the best offerings the ones you take time to carefully prepare so they're the best and most pure? Seems a little hard to do if things aren't clean.
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If they wanted us to be proper sacrifices they could have a few more showers in this place, too. [this is actually not much better, both of you please stop. but seriously. let them be clean if they're going to be offered for a god or whatever.]
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Honestly, what are they thinking? Who wants to face their doom without a good scrub beforehand? I can't imagine it'd taste well.
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Exactly. Aren't the best offerings the ones you take time to carefully prepare so they're the best and most pure? Seems a little hard to do if things aren't clean.