[ sometimes you're busy exploring all morning and end up with a hankering for a snack. it's tough work being an adventurer etc, etc. but whatever that's being served today is the least inspiring and by hawke's face, not even remotely palatable to her ye olde taste. ]
[honestly she's very much not impressed with the tastes here, but what choice do they have? unless they feel like risking fishing out of the stream...but she will come over with her own little snack to have a seat.]
You really know how to make it sound appetizing. [haha. but she gets it.] I think the cultists who came to talk to us yesterday said we could ask for some things. Think they'd be able to give us a couple of spices?
If they wanted us to be proper sacrifices they could have a few more showers in this place, too. [this is actually not much better, both of you please stop. but seriously. let them be clean if they're going to be offered for a god or whatever.]
Exactly. Aren't the best offerings the ones you take time to carefully prepare so they're the best and most pure? Seems a little hard to do if things aren't clean.
w0, mon
Maker. Who'd think I'd miss The Hanged Man.
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Is The Hanged Man usually that bad?
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[ at least it's usually tasty though :( would it truly kill them to add a little salt?? ]
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[ hawke, please ]
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If they wanted us to be proper sacrifices they could have a few more showers in this place, too. [this is actually not much better, both of you please stop. but seriously. let them be clean if they're going to be offered for a god or whatever.]
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Honestly, what are they thinking? Who wants to face their doom without a good scrub beforehand? I can't imagine it'd taste well.
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Exactly. Aren't the best offerings the ones you take time to carefully prepare so they're the best and most pure? Seems a little hard to do if things aren't clean.